*sources* Ross caught hitting on loli

Down at Johnnys Pizza down on Orange St and S 2nd St.

Rossthefox the Yiffer

Just lost a Round 1 bout to Rapekitten.

Rossypooh going for an interview tomorrow

It's going to be so funny when he gets denied and uses his usual rants of no drug tests or references or whatever the fuck story he's used in the past. Can't recall, he hasn't used the job interview lie in quite some time so the details are hazy to say the least.

Rosstheox has a 3 inch chode

He's used it on his mother, sheep and banjo dad.

Rossthedog the saga continues in a flowered sun dress

Rossthefox has decided to forego the Foxhole and go to the Gay Club, in a sun dress tonigyht. He will be drinking Malibu is always single and always ready to mingle. furry is a + . His lawyer the cat will probably be there just in case.

Rossthedog the Sleazebag Pervert

Ross hurt big big times because SL girl layed down the truth bomb to him, that he is fat small, small penis banjo listening Perv who creeps SL day and night looking for furry gfs. Perhaps ross should offer cookies for sex trade. It may work, or perhaps Axe isn't all that ross thinks.

Sharing Pudding and Friend Zone in the life of Rossthedog

Rossthedog went out on a treat to Foxhole Lodge or whatever, listened to Metal. Met a "hot" chick which means she has at least 4 missing teeth and is as fat and ugly as him. But i digress. THEY SHARED PUDDING YALL. And just as ross thought he'd find a gf he was friendzone WHICH MADE HIM REALLY UPSET.