Sunday, August 28, 2011

Ross was fondled at a bar

By a toothless hobo gay man and he liked it. He broke chubb with his chode so fast and hard I bet he creamed in his jeans. He claims to beat them up but we know this if lies and fantasy.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Monday, August 22, 2011

Ross trip to McDonalds

7 Big Macs, 12 fries, 3 cokes. His Malnutrition is out of control, he needs to feed it

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Rossypooh going for an interview tomorrow

It's going to be so funny when he gets denied and uses his usual rants of no drug tests or references or whatever the fuck story he's used in the past. Can't recall, he hasn't used the job interview lie in quite some time so the details are hazy to say the least.

Rosstheox has a 3 inch chode

He's used it on his mother, sheep and banjo dad.

Rossthedog the saga continues in a flowered sun dress

Rossthefox has decided to forego the Foxhole and go to the Gay Club, in a sun dress tonigyht. He will be drinking Malibu is always single and always ready to mingle. furry is a + . His lawyer the cat will probably be there just in case.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Rossthedog the Sleazebag Pervert

Ross hurt big big times because SL girl layed down the truth bomb to him, that he is fat small, small penis banjo listening Perv who creeps SL day and night looking for furry gfs. Perhaps ross should offer cookies for sex trade. It may work, or perhaps Axe isn't all that ross thinks.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Sharing Pudding and Friend Zone in the life of Rossthedog

Rossthedog went out on a treat to Foxhole Lodge or whatever, listened to Metal. Met a "hot" chick which means she has at least 4 missing teeth and is as fat and ugly as him. But i digress. THEY SHARED PUDDING YALL. And just as ross thought he'd find a gf he was friendzone WHICH MADE HIM REALLY UPSET.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Rossthedog Going out for a poop

He's going to get a few Malibus cause they are MANLY DRINKS!

Rossthedog Furever Majestic

Further Details of Rossland

* Water is 100 DOLLAS a gallon and Axe is perfectly acceptable substitute

* Malnutrition is killing Ross and he must feed it with Fast Food, mostly Big Macs. Healthy Food will also kill him

* Buying Games with Cookies should be allowed

Friday, August 12, 2011

Ross vs. the underground brothel bodyguard

So in fantasyland there is a underground bodyguard and Ross visited it to do "ze nasty" He got patted down to make sure he wasn't packing ya know! The Guard found a audio recorder and booted his ass out. Ross = no pussy again. #failfatguy

August 12th in the life and lies of Rossthefox

Yesterday Rossthefox claimed he was going to be doing the "nasty", yes folks he refers to it as the nasty. He was going to the red light district to get his noodle wet. Well he was drawn under fire this morning, windows were broken, hell was raised. HELL I TELL YOU. Of course the first instincts of a  FAT white male is to dive under the bed. Someone had ratted out his deviant plans to his folks. But who? That remains a mystery. Stay tuned to the ever growing lie multiverse.